- Wed, 15:57: Bought a Samsung Galaxy 4 at lunch because iPhones are for babies.
- Wed, 17:21: Oh tits, Vine works on my new phone. Suck it, iPhone owners.
- Wed, 17:41: Someone hates my new phone already. https://t.co/yi7oJj30If
- Wed, 20:57: @jrizzo Now that I've bought a phone without consulting you, what phone are you rocking these days?
- Wed, 21:59: Why don't they just call Bravo "The Network For Awful Human Beings"?
- Thu, 08:06: F A R T .
- Thu, 08:57: RT @lizzwinstead: Sick of hearing #rapeculture is a made up feminist thing. What is "Rape culture?' THIS. http://t.co/YHrBKU0SII #NOWYOUKNO…
- Thu, 10:11: You probably know this already but the new Queens Of The Stone Age album is pretty fantastic. This should not be a surprise.
- Thu, 11:28: I guess this means @thingxinc will not be curing me of the tentacle they gave me. Blood diamonds will suffice. #CongratsThingX