- Mon, 12:26: Seeing Killer Instinct in my Twitter feed from legions of nerds. Did we return to 1997?
- Mon, 12:47: I hope that @HillaryClinton joining Twitter will lead to a beautiful friendship with superfan @HAlanScott. #sinceretweets
- Mon, 15:43: Someone start a service in NYC where you can rent an adorable dog to rub your face on and snuggle for an hour. BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
- Tue, 07:08: My brother reminded me of this great commercial from pre-youtubezzz. http://t.co/nCAVcrJLu9
- Tue, 10:05: Who is seeing Man Of Steel with me this weekend?
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…