- Mon, 12:14: Evil geniuses. Move to NYC plzkthx. "@tacojohns: Burrito meets Nachos meets Taco. Meet the Stuffed Grilled Taco! http://t.co/C8ShEj1lcU"
- Mon, 12:23: Sad news my alcoholic friends: Blarney Cove is closing down at the end of June. http://t.co/XFdMVD6ZQZ
- Mon, 13:36: RT @Disalmanac: Today is Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky, Louisiana, and Tennessee. Everywhere else, today is You Have Got To Be Shitt…
- Mon, 15:02: I've never watched a full episode of My So Called Life and yet still manage to be a functional adult.
- Mon, 21:15: How long do I have to wear glasses before I consistently remember to take them off on my way into the shower?
- Tue, 08:50: I sure hope the big #GoT #spoiler wasn't that Ned Stark was killed.
- Tue, 09:01: #mygirlfriendnotallowedto Leave visible bruises when she kicks my ass for telling her how to live.
- Tue, 09:01: RT @GoTeamMegan: #mygirlfriendnotallowedto share her opinion. LOL! People have opinions and she's a woman and women aren't people! LOL!
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.