- Sun, 16:21: Leave it to Michael Douglas to turn having throat cancer into bragging about banging chicks. http://t.co/6vKoT7LYIa
- Sun, 22:45: It was a dark and stormy night, just the way I like it.
- Mon, 11:38: I can't believe Bruce Willis was dead the whole time! #gameofthrones #spoilerwarning #hashtag
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…