My tweets

Fri, 06:59: Some people just need to be mauled by a bear.
Fri, 09:32: Maybe @EWErickson thought negging all women would help get him laid since strippers whose college he pays for aren't interested.
Fri, 10:12: RT @KatraHigher: #FF @djmrcurmudgeon his wit and sharp cutting retorts just made me SOL (snort out loud)
Fri, 11:03: Remember kids: women are people too, even when you don't pay them enough, tell them how to use their bodies & generally disrespect them.
Fri, 11:14: In other news, I just cropdusted a row of cubicles and feel no shame about it.
Fri, 11:33: RT @curlycomedy: We can be zeros all the other days. #BowieAlbumBSides