- Wed, 14:08: The love @Gothamist has for @SirPatStew is adorably hilarious. http://t.co/QyPGzeQEQJ
- Wed, 17:26: A French couple on the train is loudly discussing Biggie Smalls in French. Did you know that "Biggie Smalls" is French for "Biggie Smalls"?
- Wed, 19:39: Will they broadcast Michelle Bachmann's ascension into heaven on tv or do we just take Fox News's word for it?
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…