Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Mon, 17:40: Dear older guy: you are half my size. This means you don't need twice as much space or to sit on my leg. Also, you smell awful.
  • Mon, 17:44: Cropdusting someone when you exit the train is better revenge than living well. Suck it old man!
  • Tue, 11:50: A baked potato the size of my head sounds great right now. Also, apparently I am super Irish today.
Tags: twitter

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