- Mon, 17:40: Dear older guy: you are half my size. This means you don't need twice as much space or to sit on my leg. Also, you smell awful.
- Mon, 17:44: Cropdusting someone when you exit the train is better revenge than living well. Suck it old man!
- Tue, 11:50: A baked potato the size of my head sounds great right now. Also, apparently I am super Irish today.
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.