- Mon, 17:40: Dear older guy: you are half my size. This means you don't need twice as much space or to sit on my leg. Also, you smell awful.
- Mon, 17:44: Cropdusting someone when you exit the train is better revenge than living well. Suck it old man!
- Tue, 11:50: A baked potato the size of my head sounds great right now. Also, apparently I am super Irish today.
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Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
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Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
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Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
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