- Mon, 07:30: Nearly snorted water out my nose in the N train because of @SageFrancis and "Who Farted". Must be Monday.
- Mon, 09:26: Background checks for buying murder machines = fascist! Requiring voter ID cards to vote = totally cool and not fascist at all.
- Mon, 10:08: Dear CNN: we only need updates about OJ Simpson if he's confessed to murder or has a new sitcom on NBC.
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…