- Mon, 07:30: Nearly snorted water out my nose in the N train because of @SageFrancis and "Who Farted". Must be Monday.
- Mon, 09:26: Background checks for buying murder machines = fascist! Requiring voter ID cards to vote = totally cool and not fascist at all.
- Mon, 10:08: Dear CNN: we only need updates about OJ Simpson if he's confessed to murder or has a new sitcom on NBC.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…