Thu, 13:01: Host at the bar next to the office stopped me as I passed to tell me a soccer game was on. I should stop carrying this vuvuzela everywhere.
Thu, 13:54: Overheard at lunch that @AmandaBynes died in a train wreck last night. That poor train, was she trying to park it?
Thu, 14:55: The government of South Carolina would rather spite the black president than help the uninsured. http://t.co/JKTJwYIBGt
Thu, 15:22: Comedians...err, news anchors at Fox & Friends figure out that Obama killed Leno. They r so smert. http://t.co/wz44C1iCoa
Fri, 09:55: I don't want to be super famous, just big enough that women I went to school with will put me on their celebrity freebie list. Sheesh.
