- Thu, 13:01: Host at the bar next to the office stopped me as I passed to tell me a soccer game was on. I should stop carrying this vuvuzela everywhere.
- Thu, 13:54: Overheard at lunch that @AmandaBynes died in a train wreck last night. That poor train, was she trying to park it?
- Thu, 14:55: The government of South Carolina would rather spite the black president than help the uninsured. http://t.co/JKTJwYIBGt
- Thu, 15:22: Comedians...err, news anchors at Fox & Friends figure out that Obama killed Leno. They r so smert. http://t.co/wz44C1iCoa
- Fri, 09:55: I don't want to be super famous, just big enough that women I went to school with will put me on their celebrity freebie list. Sheesh.
- Fri, 10:09: #FF @WarrenBuffett because he's the most gangsta person on Twitter now.
- Fri, 10:21: #FF @Buck65, @SageFrancis and @therealelp because not all hip hop is about being gangsta.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…