- Thu, 13:01: Host at the bar next to the office stopped me as I passed to tell me a soccer game was on. I should stop carrying this vuvuzela everywhere.
- Thu, 13:54: Overheard at lunch that @AmandaBynes died in a train wreck last night. That poor train, was she trying to park it?
- Thu, 14:55: The government of South Carolina would rather spite the black president than help the uninsured. http://t.co/JKTJwYIBGt
- Thu, 15:22: Comedians...err, news anchors at Fox & Friends figure out that Obama killed Leno. They r so smert. http://t.co/wz44C1iCoa
- Fri, 09:55: I don't want to be super famous, just big enough that women I went to school with will put me on their celebrity freebie list. Sheesh.
- Fri, 10:09: #FF @WarrenBuffett because he's the most gangsta person on Twitter now.
- Fri, 10:21: #FF @Buck65, @SageFrancis and @therealelp because not all hip hop is about being gangsta.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…