Sean (darksoul) wrote,

My tweets

  • Wed, 12:13: The people at @gocheeseboy behind my office are starting to recognize me. Clearly my all grilled cheese diet is working out.
  • Wed, 14:12: Sarah Palin is on welfare now, right? I don't think she's had a job for 5 years now.
  • Wed, 15:00: Does this look infected? Should I get an analgesic cream?
  • Wed, 22:50: Kris Kristoferson died in a tragic jumping bus accident? That doesn't sound accurate, twitterzzz.
  • Thu, 08:46: It feels like Tuesday and Saturday and 1784. Basically I'm telling you that I'm a Time Lord.
  • Thu, 09:27: "Toothy Land Fish" is the name of my metal sawgrass Phish cover band. Please kill us right away if you see us in Central Park.
  • Thu, 10:53: Waking up to mystery injuries is the worst. I have no clue where these 12 stab wounds came from. AWKWARD!
  • Thu, 11:18: RT @NightValeRadio: VIRGO: Molting is quite painful, but your new skin will be spiny and gray and beautiful. Patience.
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