My tweets

Thu, 12:19: RT @BenariLee: The idea of a George W. Bush Library is hilarious until you realize he was our president for EIGHT years.
Thu, 12:44: How much do you have to steal from Spencer's for a felony shoplifting charge? Mrs. Tsarnaev sounds like a winner!
Thu, 12:57: "Remember when I started a war to git revenge f'r mah daddy? Yee haw, Saddam's gun! I'm a bad ass!" George W. Bush http://t.co/zl8ZDlCKTN
Thu, 13:02: So is radical Christianity. Crazy comes in all forms. "@GrahamBlog: Osama Bin Laden may be dead, but radical Islam is alive and well."
Thu, 15:04: Of course I just called @CallinOates to hear Out Of Touch. Duh.
Fri, 08:41: The Marathon Bombers really did turn out to just be sad eurotrash. I blame MTV. http://t.co/MEhZWv6t8r
Fri, 08:44: @waffletruck "Any chance you'll be parked on Broadway in Astoria this weekend?" he asks longingly.
Fri, 09:22: One time @colinpdempsey tried to drunkenly #ff me in a corner. I still have nightmares.
Fri, 09:30: "You probably should #ff @LeahBonnema or she'll cut you" was scrawled on my chest this morning. Weird.
Fri, 09:38: We all watched @KatraHigher #ff herself at her desk, hoping she didn't want to join the group for happy hour after work.

Fri, 09:40: For my birthday, @SharonSpell made me a delicious #ff cake. It haunts my tastebuds.
Fri, 09:54: One time @jrizzo took me to #ff and got me super wasted. The next day I woke up in a tub of ice, my left hand in a bucket of warm water.
Fri, 09:57: The greatest midget band featuring zero midgets, @Supersmallmusic, once saved me from certain #ff.
Fri, 10:03: Remember that time @DanWilbur was too #ff for his pants and we all laughed and laughed? Who wants cupcakes?
Fri, 11:07: One time I said something racist to @AnthonyDeVito about spaghetti and now I can't stop. #ff