- Sun, 14:14: If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. Have a beer at @HotChicksRoom and see @ShrinkShow on Tues. http://t.co/fd0LwOK5eE
- Mon, 09:38: THERE IS A SKELETON HAUNTING YOUR BODY!!!
- Mon, 11:11: Tomorrow night is another great @ShrinkShow! Make your reservation now! http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:21: @fuck_new_jersey I expect to see your face tomorrow. :P http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:44: I still have Jake from Adventure Time singing "Bacon Pancakes" stuck in my head.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…