- Sun, 14:14: If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. Have a beer at @HotChicksRoom and see @ShrinkShow on Tues. http://t.co/fd0LwOK5eE
- Mon, 09:38: THERE IS A SKELETON HAUNTING YOUR BODY!!!
- Mon, 11:11: Tomorrow night is another great @ShrinkShow! Make your reservation now! http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:21: @fuck_new_jersey I expect to see your face tomorrow. :P http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:44: I still have Jake from Adventure Time singing "Bacon Pancakes" stuck in my head.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…