- Sun, 14:14: If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. Have a beer at @HotChicksRoom and see @ShrinkShow on Tues. http://t.co/fd0LwOK5eE
- Mon, 09:38: THERE IS A SKELETON HAUNTING YOUR BODY!!!
- Mon, 11:11: Tomorrow night is another great @ShrinkShow! Make your reservation now! http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:21: @fuck_new_jersey I expect to see your face tomorrow. :P http://t.co/vIi40oOESJ
- Mon, 11:44: I still have Jake from Adventure Time singing "Bacon Pancakes" stuck in my head.
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…