- Fri, 16:23: The Onion posted this a day too early. But yeah. This week. Jesus. http://t.co/igZP060NyJ
- Fri, 16:29: If you & your loved ones are still alive & well today, give yourself a round of applause. Next week will be better?
- Fri, 19:41: Ten bucks says that "I'm On A Boat" is getting a bump in downloads/views tonight because of that kid in Boston.
- Fri, 22:07: So is it ok now to cheer for the Royals to beat the Red Sox tomorrow?
- Fri, 22:32: RT @billmon1: Lindsey Graham: Deny bombing suspect due process, right to counsel, right to silence. But don't you DARE take away his right …
- Sat, 10:47: An elderly Russian man slowly walked by my building, loudly singing "JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDRENS". Creepy. My day is ruined.