- Fri, 12:25: RT @pattonoswalt: No him, no me. No MOST of us, comedy-wise, come to think of it. #RIP Jonathan Winters
- Fri, 12:27: The passing of Jonathan Winters makes me want to watch the 80's live action Alice In Wonderland even more. Sad face.
- Fri, 14:56: Rewriting 60's classics to be about Cool Ranch Doritos Locos is a productive use of an afternoon, right? #mygirlwasabouttacos
- Fri, 18:14: My gf is forcing me to watch Better Off Dead all because I demanded a diner refund the extra $2 they overcharged me. #fridaynight
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv