- Fri, 12:25: RT @pattonoswalt: No him, no me. No MOST of us, comedy-wise, come to think of it. #RIP Jonathan Winters
- Fri, 12:27: The passing of Jonathan Winters makes me want to watch the 80's live action Alice In Wonderland even more. Sad face.
- Fri, 14:56: Rewriting 60's classics to be about Cool Ranch Doritos Locos is a productive use of an afternoon, right? #mygirlwasabouttacos
- Fri, 18:14: My gf is forcing me to watch Better Off Dead all because I demanded a diner refund the extra $2 they overcharged me. #fridaynight
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…