- Thu, 14:58: Face it, Joss Whedon is never going to put your Buffy/Dollhouse fan fiction in his spank bank.
- Thu, 18:06: Because I'm a grown up, I'm enjoying a black cherry soda and Adventure Time at home after work.
- Fri, 11:54: I worry that the offer of free pizza from my manager earlier was just me having a stroke. #firstworldproblems #officelife
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