My tweets

Wed, 12:03: RT @scottadhoc: How far into the future do I have to travel before people stop saying "so take off all your clothes" when someone compla ...
Wed, 12:13: Apparently the plants in the cafeteria are purely decorative. They tasted pretty good slathered in ranch dressing.
Wed, 14:22: If Disney doesn't include Billy Dee or a bottle of Colt 45 in the new Star Wars, I'll probably still see it.
Wed, 14:26: Working on the buddy cops in space pilot I want Billy Dee and @wilw to star in, calling it "NERDSWILLEATTHISUPFOX!" $1000000 check plzkthx.
Wed, 15:14: Office Tip 71 - Do not tell people you pooped and then sing "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz".
Wed, 17:12: What are you wearing for "Blame Skynyrd For Your Casual Racism" Thursday at the office?
Wed, 18:14: Spring means the coming of Gozer The Gozarian. http://t.co/xpYfE9B6cc
Thu, 10:55: Anyone have suggestions on a lightweight quality backpack for the office? My bags are all too big.