- Mon, 12:22: In other urine related news, I'm happy to inform you that elevator car 15 has an established pee corner (the button corner, surprisingly).
- Mon, 13:10: RT @nachosarah: they're not breakfast burritos they're warm-up burritos for the real burritos I'm going to eat later
- Mon, 13:15: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: The NCAA championship is tonight. The winner receives food and necessities for their home district & a home ...
- Mon, 15:04: Ignoring my white guilt is hard. #firstworldproblems
- Mon, 19:02: Awww man, I'd have gotten cable to be able to watch a cartoon from @_mcchris http://t.co/WVor9IXwdf
- Tue, 08:52: CNN reports 4 in 10 Americans think North Korea is an immediate threat to the US. Now you know that 40% of people are idiots.
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.