- Sun, 13:16: My girlfriend seems determined to make me a Detroit Tigers fan. The only cats I support are grumpy or Kilrathi.
- Sun, 18:37: Speaking of Kilrathi...http://t.co/hNixSW6fHB
- Mon, 07:20: Nothing says Monday like watching a homeless guy piss himself on the subway.
- Mon, 10:29: Now that Margaret Thatcher has died, she'll have more time to haunt the nightmares of children and hippies.
- Mon, 10:31: RT @PaulOddo: Stop acting like you knew Margaret Thatcher was alive.
- Mon, 11:38: Pro-tip for office work: don't call out "Dad?" from a stall in the bathroom. It probably isn't him.
- Mon, 11:40: RT @DanaJGould: For all you under 30's, Margaret Thatcher did for England in the 80's what Harvey Keitel did for Jodie Foster in the mov ...
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…