- Sun, 13:16: My girlfriend seems determined to make me a Detroit Tigers fan. The only cats I support are grumpy or Kilrathi.
- Sun, 18:37: Speaking of Kilrathi...http://t.co/hNixSW6fHB
- Mon, 07:20: Nothing says Monday like watching a homeless guy piss himself on the subway.
- Mon, 10:29: Now that Margaret Thatcher has died, she'll have more time to haunt the nightmares of children and hippies.
- Mon, 10:31: RT @PaulOddo: Stop acting like you knew Margaret Thatcher was alive.
- Mon, 11:38: Pro-tip for office work: don't call out "Dad?" from a stall in the bathroom. It probably isn't him.
- Mon, 11:40: RT @DanaJGould: For all you under 30's, Margaret Thatcher did for England in the 80's what Harvey Keitel did for Jodie Foster in the mov ...