- Sun, 17:02: I will never be able to close my eyes again. #nightmareonelmstreet #shudderisland http://t.co/G9ypTJoPGP
- Sun, 17:21: Salted caramel milkshake for Easter?! Mmm! http://t.co/cXN1Qe4SPw
- Sun, 17:59: JESUS DIED FOR THIS! http://t.co/HOf0Qaf7qJ
- Sun, 18:06: Oh tiny tiny shake. You're going straight to my ass. http://t.co/5jlTJpqaBc
- Sun, 20:26: Thank goodness Taylor Swift never wrote a song about those two weeks we spent together in June of 74.
- Mon, 07:47: If it turns out that my first day of work is an elaborate April Fool's joke, I may hulk out.
- Mon, 08:43: RT @KatraHigher: Today my childhood dreams are saying, April Fools! Nothing came true and this is your life! #aprilfools
- Mon, 08:44: Update: Job is real, Steve Jobs was not.
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Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
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Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
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Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…
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