- Mon, 13:09: Hide an armed gunmen in your vagina. For protection. #safetytipsforladies
- Mon, 13:12: Never leave the house without a thick mustache and your "What Would Ayn Rand Do?" t-shirt. #safetytipsforladies
- Mon, 13:37: Grow a penis already. #safetytipsforladies
- Mon, 13:46: Buy the 100 round magazine and detachable bayonet for your lady bits. #safetytipsforladies
- Tue, 09:25: The Stock Exchange ain't got time for no games! http://t.co/WDZtOeAzEK
- Tue, 09:49: Two elderly Asian ladies are loudly discussing blowjob technique on the subway. Oh New York.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.