My tweets

Fri, 13:26: The Mr. Ed Hardy Boys still need your help! Donate so we can buy more cheats, help kids in NYC become better writers! http://t.co/lif7VUi5qz
Fri, 13:28: RT @ShrinkShow: Join us 3/26 8pm @janinebrito @dawnjfraser @offbookbeatbox @Erik_Bergstrom @fishstandsup @austinnewyork @djmrcurmudgeon ...
Fri, 14:39: I won't lie, I will probably buy DuckTales Remastered for my xbox. http://t.co/rjHcVRd2E6
Fri, 20:31: If your girl is still paging anyone, you should probably reconsider your relationship.
Fri, 21:21: Birthday #karaoke with @mways http://t.co/i0P5FqTqoM
Fri, 22:40: @fuck_new_jersey @VonGormanArt @MichealeneMS @delaneycolinp A real man dives in until he has a jaw cramp, bearded or otherwise.
Fri, 22:46: @VonGormanArt @fuck_new_jersey @MichealeneMS @delaneycolinp Juicy clams prevent beard-on-beard calamities.