- Fri, 13:26: The Mr. Ed Hardy Boys still need your help! Donate so we can buy more cheats, help kids in NYC become better writers! http://t.co/lif7VUi5qz
- Fri, 13:28: RT @ShrinkShow: Join us 3/26 8pm @janinebrito @dawnjfraser @offbookbeatbox @Erik_Bergstrom @fishstandsup @austinnewyork @djmrcurmudgeon ...
- Fri, 14:39: I won't lie, I will probably buy DuckTales Remastered for my xbox. http://t.co/rjHcVRd2E6
- Fri, 20:31: If your girl is still paging anyone, you should probably reconsider your relationship.
- Fri, 21:21: Birthday #karaoke with @mways http://t.co/i0P5FqTqoM
- Fri, 22:40: @fuck_new_jersey @VonGormanArt @MichealeneMS @delaneycolinp A real man dives in until he has a jaw cramp, bearded or otherwise.
- Fri, 22:46: @VonGormanArt @fuck_new_jersey @MichealeneMS @delaneycolinp Juicy clams prevent beard-on-beard calamities.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…