- Thu, 14:04: RT @missckc: It's exciting to be alive during this time when women are becoming human beings. I hope the apocalypse holds off a bit to l ...
- Thu, 14:22: Five followers have dropped from my list in a day. I will not be pressured into showing my junk to Twitter for you people to stick around.
- Thu, 17:29: Seeing @JamesWCoker and @marshallstratto at UCB will be worth it just for the homeless argument I saw outside.
- Thu, 17:51: Never flying with @marshallstratto ever ever ever. The boners on that flight would be terrifying.
- Fri, 11:13: Because its Friday, #NowPlaying Whole Lotta Love by Tina Turner on #Spotify http://t.co/eZetcTqqKQ
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…