- Fri, 13:53: I miss good quality space sims. I would play the crap out of some Wing Commander right now. http://t.co/EoCx6x8pf2
- Fri, 15:10: Apparently my gf is not onboard with me celebrating International Woman's Day by letting me sleep with an asian girl. LE SIGH.
- Sat, 10:58: Ronald Reagan was a lot like Hitler. No one tears down their alters to him.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…