- Wed, 12:05: I shouldn't still be laughing about the older woman that threatened to rape and murder me on NYE. I may have defective parts.
- Wed, 12:08: Does anyone know @woodelijah personally and think they could get him to be on an episode of @SharonSpellShow? I still owe him an apology.
- Wed, 23:50: The only good thing to come out of The Amazing Spiderman movie: http://t.co/B5v6qCxDOe
- Thu, 11:24: Just found out that I missed the debut of the Cool Ranch Dorito Loco. I guess there's no reason to live anymore.
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…