- Wed, 12:05: I shouldn't still be laughing about the older woman that threatened to rape and murder me on NYE. I may have defective parts.
- Wed, 12:08: Does anyone know @woodelijah personally and think they could get him to be on an episode of @SharonSpellShow? I still owe him an apology.
- Wed, 23:50: The only good thing to come out of The Amazing Spiderman movie: http://t.co/B5v6qCxDOe
- Thu, 11:24: Just found out that I missed the debut of the Cool Ranch Dorito Loco. I guess there's no reason to live anymore.