- Wed, 12:05: I shouldn't still be laughing about the older woman that threatened to rape and murder me on NYE. I may have defective parts.
- Wed, 12:08: Does anyone know @woodelijah personally and think they could get him to be on an episode of @SharonSpellShow? I still owe him an apology.
- Wed, 23:50: The only good thing to come out of The Amazing Spiderman movie: http://t.co/B5v6qCxDOe
- Thu, 11:24: Just found out that I missed the debut of the Cool Ranch Dorito Loco. I guess there's no reason to live anymore.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…