- Wed, 12:05: I shouldn't still be laughing about the older woman that threatened to rape and murder me on NYE. I may have defective parts.
- Wed, 12:08: Does anyone know @woodelijah personally and think they could get him to be on an episode of @SharonSpellShow? I still owe him an apology.
- Wed, 23:50: The only good thing to come out of The Amazing Spiderman movie: http://t.co/B5v6qCxDOe
- Thu, 11:24: Just found out that I missed the debut of the Cool Ranch Dorito Loco. I guess there's no reason to live anymore.
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…