- Sun, 19:05: "@JoseCanseco: overwhelmed by sideboobs" Well played. #oscars
- Mon, 10:04: Tomorrow night we celebrate a year worth of chortles at @UCBTheatreEast with our Shrink-A-Versary! http://t.co/A0fPwfOgJ8
- Mon, 10:53: If you're white (even if you're Jewish), there is a 99.99999999999% chance that you shouldn't go blackface. http://t.co/6ecfh8YRM7
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…