- Fri, 12:06: #FF @PaulOddo because his facial hair is magnificent.
- Fri, 12:07: #FF @GoTeamMegan because her misery is my joy! Also because she's funny. I GUESS.
- Fri, 12:08: #FF @Disalmanac so you can finally learn something useful about The World. School learning is for losers.
- Fri, 12:12: #FF @AnthonyDeVito because he does not hide his chin behind magnificent facial hair. Also because we all hate @TWC with equal passion.
- Fri, 13:18: #FF @neiltyson if you want to learn some worthwhile science stuff. Also because he's the best dancer on Twitter: http://t.co/HcqELdJg
- Fri, 13:21: #FF @MaraWritesStuff because she's smarter & wittier than you. Don't follow if you're into misogyny though, you won't get along.
- Fri, 13:26: #FF @curlycomedy because your friends probably retweet her often enough that you might as well.
- Fri, 18:25: It's true, J.J. Abrams has got mad crazy midichlorians. http://t.co/7xxjpvS4
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…