- Mon, 15:28: Where do I apply for the pope's job? I already own several of my own wizard hats.
- Mon, 21:04: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. http://t.co/EhCo56oO
- Mon, 22:03: Sometimes my iPod thinks its a good time for Megadeth. Usually its right. #whitetrash
- Mon, 22:11: Person Of Interest is filming on my street on Wed. My irrational fear that Benjamin Linus will murder me may finally prove reasonable.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…