- Sat, 14:23: Dear gross dudes that I sorta know: we can see that you liked that ass shot on FB. Stop announcing when you masturbate to FB.
- Sat, 22:17: White people are so melodramatic.
- Sat, 22:47: RT @krisstraub: RT if you are a big farthead
- Sun, 08:02: RT @julieklausner: Oops I did it again/ I fell asleep at 10/ And woke up at 8.../oh baby/ You may say I'm depressed/ and maybe my dreams ...
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…