- Sat, 09:39: Today's agenda: wake up, poop, maybe eat an early lunch. Maybe poop again later.
- Sat, 10:01: The British teenage girls behind me will hopefully get hit by a lorry. Such droll, dreadful beasts.
- Sat, 10:57: What am I doing with my life when we live in a world that allows Lifehouse to have a sixth album?
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…