- Sat, 09:39: Today's agenda: wake up, poop, maybe eat an early lunch. Maybe poop again later.
- Sat, 10:01: The British teenage girls behind me will hopefully get hit by a lorry. Such droll, dreadful beasts.
- Sat, 10:57: What am I doing with my life when we live in a world that allows Lifehouse to have a sixth album?
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…