- Wed, 13:49: Excited over Boba Fett, terribly concerned about Han Solo. HOW WILL WE ALL LIVE UNTIL THESE MOVIES COME OUT?!?!?!
- Thu, 01:05: There is nothing like having a great night spent hanging out with your best friends. #grossssssss #colinstillsmellslikefarts
- Thu, 01:12: Mr. Smith Goes To The Gas Station #lesserfilms
- Thu, 01:14: White Castle Trek #lesserfilms
- Thu, 01:14: Harry Eventually Bones A Lot Of Girls And Then Sally #lesserfilms
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