- Fri, 12:54: I've heard word that I've been replaced for the next @ShrinkShow. If I'm the reason you haven't gone... http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Fri, 15:55: RT @colinpdempsey: #FF @woodelijah and @djmrcurmudgeon #crying #internet #1990s #storytelling
- Fri, 18:04: If you're on the subway considering eating your tuna salad sandwich, it's time to examine your life choices and why you're awful.
- Fri, 18:17: Mr. Cooper, OBVIOUSLY. #ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith
- Fri, 18:25: RIP Prop Joe. When asked for comment, Sen Clay Davis just said "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Fri, 19:19: Joe Biden heckles Joe Biden, universe implodes. http://t.co/l6sbdLxk
- Fri, 19:41: RT @kambri: Damn it! I'm on Episode 3 of Season 5 of "The Wire" and all I'm seeing are tweets about how Prop Joe died. NO MORE SPOILERS, ...
- Fri, 19:55: Can the GOP refer to climate change as "illegitimate science"? Their stands are a mad-lib most of the time & mocking will be way easier.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…