- Fri, 12:54: I've heard word that I've been replaced for the next @ShrinkShow. If I'm the reason you haven't gone... http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Fri, 15:55: RT @colinpdempsey: #FF @woodelijah and @djmrcurmudgeon #crying #internet #1990s #storytelling
- Fri, 18:04: If you're on the subway considering eating your tuna salad sandwich, it's time to examine your life choices and why you're awful.
- Fri, 18:17: Mr. Cooper, OBVIOUSLY. #ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith
- Fri, 18:25: RIP Prop Joe. When asked for comment, Sen Clay Davis just said "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Fri, 19:19: Joe Biden heckles Joe Biden, universe implodes. http://t.co/l6sbdLxk
- Fri, 19:41: RT @kambri: Damn it! I'm on Episode 3 of Season 5 of "The Wire" and all I'm seeing are tweets about how Prop Joe died. NO MORE SPOILERS, ...
- Fri, 19:55: Can the GOP refer to climate change as "illegitimate science"? Their stands are a mad-lib most of the time & mocking will be way easier.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…