- Mon, 15:10: Two missed calls from Antigua. Is Jane Seymour finally giving in to my unwanted advances?!
- Tue, 06:15: Waking up at 5 am for no good reason is apparently my new jam.
- Tue, 06:48: Someone needs to invent a pillowcase that stays cold all night so I can close the window.
- Tue, 11:34: Half of the block of Havarti that I was going to snack on for lunch has disappeared. If you find it, get out of my mouth.
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.
Fri, 14:00: We can all agree that @ RealDeanCain is the Superman that shows up from Wish.