- Sat, 13:37: A 12 year old named JESUSISLORD94 just told me that he's going to rape me for not wanting to hear the n-word during Call Of Duty. AMERICA!
- Sat, 20:31: Hurricane 1 for the night. Let's see how many get guzzled. http://t.co/QPsKKkXs
- Sat, 21:20: Clearly I've always had a problem with authority (pants). http://t.co/sJdyRM9L
- Sat, 22:21: Hurricane Bertrand was great. Now I'm working on Hurricane Candi.
- Sat, 23:03: Hurricane Candi is dead. Long live Hurricane D'Angelo Barksdale.
- Sun, 09:31: What's that cozy pile of pillows and blanket? Never leave your warm embrace? That's creepy but ok!
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…