- Sat, 13:37: A 12 year old named JESUSISLORD94 just told me that he's going to rape me for not wanting to hear the n-word during Call Of Duty. AMERICA!
- Sat, 20:31: Hurricane 1 for the night. Let's see how many get guzzled. http://t.co/QPsKKkXs
- Sat, 21:20: Clearly I've always had a problem with authority (pants). http://t.co/sJdyRM9L
- Sat, 22:21: Hurricane Bertrand was great. Now I'm working on Hurricane Candi.
- Sat, 23:03: Hurricane Candi is dead. Long live Hurricane D'Angelo Barksdale.
- Sun, 09:31: What's that cozy pile of pillows and blanket? Never leave your warm embrace? That's creepy but ok!