- Sat, 13:37: A 12 year old named JESUSISLORD94 just told me that he's going to rape me for not wanting to hear the n-word during Call Of Duty. AMERICA!
- Sat, 20:31: Hurricane 1 for the night. Let's see how many get guzzled. http://t.co/QPsKKkXs
- Sat, 21:20: Clearly I've always had a problem with authority (pants). http://t.co/sJdyRM9L
- Sat, 22:21: Hurricane Bertrand was great. Now I'm working on Hurricane Candi.
- Sat, 23:03: Hurricane Candi is dead. Long live Hurricane D'Angelo Barksdale.
- Sun, 09:31: What's that cozy pile of pillows and blanket? Never leave your warm embrace? That's creepy but ok!
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…