- Thu, 20:25: I've decided to go with a video resume. I hope you like it. http://t.co/BeAUxtST
- Thu, 22:14: @fuck_new_jersey I know you can make that face. I have faith!
- Fri, 11:25: When I need to find out if a movie is worth seeing and what apparel is appropriate to wear when I see it, I turn to @JFly99! #FF
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…