- Sat, 13:46: Hosting an open mic at Ottos Shrunken Head at 4:30. I'm guaranteed to get stage time!
- Sat, 14:05: RT @Disalmanac: In India, today is National Mathematics Day, while in the US it's National Watch Videos Of Dudes Getting Punched in the ...
- Sat, 18:37: Weirdest compliment goes to the guy at the open mic that said I look like a guy who lives with a woman. Thanks?
- Sat, 19:01: Has anyone checked in on Kirk Cameron to make sure he didn't get raptured last night? I'm still not ready to call this apocalypse a bust.
- Sat, 20:51: RT @BadAssKid: Have they ever explained what happened to beavis and butt head's parents?
- Sat, 23:25: Obviously you don't have plans next Thursday night. Come spend it with us at UCB East! http://t.co/6ffXJmgQ
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…