- Fri, 12:33: Guns don't kill people, ping pongs kill people. http://t.co/NONXZLM4
- Fri, 12:44: Too many hours of Mortal Kombat obviously caused this to happen. http://t.co/NbsdX9o6
- Fri, 13:16: RT @BenariLee: We wait for hours at the airport in the name of increased security. I think we can be slightly inconvenienced when it com ...
- Fri, 13:20: RT @FrankConniff: A bit ironic that the Secretary of State job is available for John Kerry only because Susan Rice got Swift Boated.
- Fri, 20:38: Do you wanna touch @joegarden there? Oh yeah. http://t.co/FPHreueD
- Fri, 21:51: Hall and Oates and @sharonspell at #tacokaraoke http://t.co/1jyk7kO3
- Fri, 21:54: Lane is so thug. #tacokaraoke #mayanapocalypse http://t.co/OHPJcelF
- Fri, 22:09: Just A Friend will be rocked out in about ten minutes. Best Taco Karaoke party ever.
- Fri, 22:17: Word Up with the ghost of varnado. http://t.co/BvCiMXwy
- Fri, 22:53: Confession: with 8 minutes left to live, I'm dancing to small kids singing Firework. Sorry family, I'm bringing shame to you.
Wed, 13:07: RT @ wagatwe: There's something very wrong with you people who refuse to move on from Al Franken. Get a life and stop defending a…
Wed, 07:44: RT @ aidan_smx: Anti-homeless policies hurt everyone, unhoused or housed. These policies mean you can't find a place to sit, use a…
Tue, 06:19: RT @ HamillHimself: #DadsForGunSafety Tue, 09:16: RT @ irin: Tweens on the subway: “I don’t have covid, you have covid.” “Put…