- Fri, 12:33: Guns don't kill people, ping pongs kill people. http://t.co/NONXZLM4
- Fri, 12:44: Too many hours of Mortal Kombat obviously caused this to happen. http://t.co/NbsdX9o6
- Fri, 13:16: RT @BenariLee: We wait for hours at the airport in the name of increased security. I think we can be slightly inconvenienced when it com ...
- Fri, 13:20: RT @FrankConniff: A bit ironic that the Secretary of State job is available for John Kerry only because Susan Rice got Swift Boated.
- Fri, 20:38: Do you wanna touch @joegarden there? Oh yeah. http://t.co/FPHreueD
- Fri, 21:51: Hall and Oates and @sharonspell at #tacokaraoke http://t.co/1jyk7kO3
- Fri, 21:54: Lane is so thug. #tacokaraoke #mayanapocalypse http://t.co/OHPJcelF
- Fri, 22:09: Just A Friend will be rocked out in about ten minutes. Best Taco Karaoke party ever.
- Fri, 22:17: Word Up with the ghost of varnado. http://t.co/BvCiMXwy
- Fri, 22:53: Confession: with 8 minutes left to live, I'm dancing to small kids singing Firework. Sorry family, I'm bringing shame to you.
Fri, 12:42: Nothing says "fun" like waiting 90+ minutes with a long line of grouchy New Jersey residents to get a shot in the arm. Eventually I…
Fri, 09:38: Getting that sweet sweet covid vaccine today! Never have I been so happy about getting stabbed.
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn