- Thu, 23:00: You kids are going to be really upset if you wake up in the morning to find the world really did end. No Dunkin coffee for you!
- Thu, 23:02: LADIES! I have candles, a stockpile of mac & cheese, water, batteries and cried at a sad movie once. Apocalypse makeout time?
- Thu, 23:15: I set all of my clocks back to 1998 to prevent the apocalypse. YOU'RE WELCOME EARTH.
- Fri, 07:24: Has anyone checked to see if Kirk Cameron is still with us today? I've got money on "not" and really need this. #apocalypse
- Fri, 07:29: "End of the world" means "every day will be gloomy and dull until you die from now on". THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
- Fri, 10:47: RT @deskofalex: NRA seems to've forgotten all the people accidentally shot by the police when that guy pulled a gun at the Empire State ...
- Fri, 10:49: RT @JohnFugelsang: Remember when all the #NRA guys said that Travon Martin would still be alive if he'd had a concealed 9mm? Me neither.
- Fri, 11:01: RT @leclemot: NRA is a pathetic, extremist organization that represents, not its members, but rather the gun & ammo manufacturers. ...
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…