- Thu, 23:00: You kids are going to be really upset if you wake up in the morning to find the world really did end. No Dunkin coffee for you!
- Thu, 23:02: LADIES! I have candles, a stockpile of mac & cheese, water, batteries and cried at a sad movie once. Apocalypse makeout time?
- Thu, 23:15: I set all of my clocks back to 1998 to prevent the apocalypse. YOU'RE WELCOME EARTH.
- Fri, 07:24: Has anyone checked to see if Kirk Cameron is still with us today? I've got money on "not" and really need this. #apocalypse
- Fri, 07:29: "End of the world" means "every day will be gloomy and dull until you die from now on". THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
- Fri, 10:47: RT @deskofalex: NRA seems to've forgotten all the people accidentally shot by the police when that guy pulled a gun at the Empire State ...
- Fri, 10:49: RT @JohnFugelsang: Remember when all the #NRA guys said that Travon Martin would still be alive if he'd had a concealed 9mm? Me neither.
- Fri, 11:01: RT @leclemot: NRA is a pathetic, extremist organization that represents, not its members, but rather the gun & ammo manufacturers. ...
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv