- Sat, 15:23: I tell you what, let's not ban guns. Let's just ban white people from owning guns since they seem to be causing the most problems.
- Sat, 23:38: Just tuned into SNL in time to catch Dave Grohl having more fun than any one man should. He's the drummer on my fantasy football team.
- Sat, 23:40: Thank goodness Krist Novoselic left his Joker costume at home though.
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv