- Sat, 15:23: I tell you what, let's not ban guns. Let's just ban white people from owning guns since they seem to be causing the most problems.
- Sat, 23:38: Just tuned into SNL in time to catch Dave Grohl having more fun than any one man should. He's the drummer on my fantasy football team.
- Sat, 23:40: Thank goodness Krist Novoselic left his Joker costume at home though.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…