- Thu, 12:23: Everything bagel lightly toasted on the stove, buttered and seasoned with cinnamon sugar. You're jealous of my lunch.
- Thu, 20:06: RT @robdelaney: Is he their webmaster? RT @AnnCoulter: Warren Buffett has nearly ruined the best chocolate co in the world. See's Candy ...
- Thu, 20:15: Remember that time I tweeted to Kanye begging that he not show his junk and then he showed up at a concert in a dress? It was so long ago.
- Fri, 09:04: When the War On Drugs and Wall Street's War On Poor People collide. This upsets me muchly. http://t.co/zPCCPZTM
- Fri, 11:01: If only those kids were packing heat.