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Wed, 15:52: "I am a space nerd, not one of those loser dragons and elves nerds." Said me. So who wants to go see The Hobbit?
Wed, 18:54: Am I a monster for feeling "meh" about Bruce? #121212Concert
Wed, 19:09: In the coming weeks, we'll remember #121212 as the day that Billy Crystal made hundreds of people shoot themselves to make it stop.
Wed, 19:11: Someone text me when Nirv-ings comes on. #121212concert
Wed, 19:18: Remember how I said that I love Pink Floyd? I don't remember saying it made me feel inspired about humanity. #121212concert
Wed, 19:20: Thank goodness most of the people they're showing at #121212concert look like they got high when The Wall was released back in 1864.
Wed, 19:20: RT @SocialMediaBK: @djmrcurmudgeon after Sandy, there needs to be more bricks in the walls.
Wed, 19:21: We can't have any pudding because Sandy took it all away. Thanks for rubbing it in, Roger. #121212concert
Wed, 19:28: That's right, don't give us any of that do-goody good bullshit. But please call in and donate! #121212concert #mixedmessages #sohigh
Wed, 19:33: RT @clconzen: How many milennials are watching #121212concert right now and saying "When's Kanye going to interrupt these guys"

Wed, 19:33: RT @SocialMediaBK: Anyone else want to watch the Wizard of Oz now? #121212concert
Wed, 19:35: Not going to lie, Not-Eddie-Vedder does a pretty good job of replacing David Gilmour. #121212concert
Wed, 19:36: Oh sure, as soon as I tweet that, actual Eddie Vedder goes on. He makes an even better David Gilmour. #121212concert
Wed, 19:37: RT @cracked: This is like when dictators send a body double out of the palace first. This guy probably starts Eddie Vedder's car too. #1 ...
Wed, 19:42: Kids under 30 are tuning in to #121212concert and wondering who the old guy is hugging his grandpa to stoner music.
Wed, 19:47: RT @robsheff: Eddie Vedder needs to get back out there and do "Lunch Lady Land" #121212concert
Wed, 19:48: It was nice of them to let Billy Crystal sing a song with Paul Schaeffer. #121212concert
Wed, 19:54: Kristen Stewart knows what it's like to be impacted by a hurricane. Just look at her stupid hair and FEMA provided outfit. #121212concert
Wed, 19:56: The people in the stands near Jon Bon Jovi are appropriately bored with his standing so close to them. #121212concert
Wed, 19:57: RT @SocialMediaBK: So I guess Bon Jovi is taking style tips from Gary Busey now. #121212concert

Wed, 19:58: I didn't realize Ellen was going to be performing tonight! She's almost as good as Jon Bon Jovi. #121212concert
Wed, 20:16: This is one of those moments where the entire Earth is hoping that Kanye will interrupt. SAVE US KANYE!!! #121212concert
Wed, 20:17: "Yo Jon, I'ma let you finish but Eddie Vedder totally would've sung these Bon Jovi songs better." #121212concert
Wed, 20:19: I'm going to start calling in to #121212concert until I get The Danza.
Wed, 20:27: I left the room for a bathroom break and come back to find someone's grandma singing slow jams on her guitar. Weird. #121212concert
Wed, 20:30: RT @FakeMTA: U.S. raises record sum in an effort to send Bon Jovi on the PATH train to retirement.
Wed, 20:31: Eric Clapton something something genius bar something something just fix my computer already, old man! #121212concert
Wed, 20:40: Eric Clapton kinda rocked out. I have nothing snarky to say. #121212concert
Wed, 20:41: Chelsea Clinton didn't introduce herself. So many kids right now are trying to figure out what show she's from. #121212concert
Wed, 20:50: Kids at home when the Rolling Stones took stage: "Steven Tyler looks like he had some work done. Good for him!" #121212concert

Wed, 20:55: Carol Channing and that pirate from that Disney movie have got the moves like Jagger. #121212concert
Wed, 21:01: The Rolling Stones let this clip of their rehearsal slip out. Too bad they cut this hit song from #121212concert http://t.co/h2wIZAMO
Wed, 21:07: Sean Puffy P Diddy Joaquin Phoenix what's his name is going on way too long. #121212concert
Wed, 21:14: Alicia Keys is the part of the concert where we all take a nap. #121212concert
Wed, 21:16: Alicia Keys is making those old rich white people less scared of people of color. #121212concert
Wed, 21:18: When Alicia Keys finally does play Empire State Of Mind, can we all agree to just mute our tvs at the same time? #121212concert
Wed, 21:20: PRAISE JESUS! IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! A billion people just sighed with relief that they didn't have to Empire it up. #121212concert
Wed, 21:23: Steve Buscemi's neck was horribly wrecked by Hurricane Sandy. Please donate to save his poor fleshy neck. #121212concert
Wed, 21:27: Crap, I can't believe they're cutting this short for CSI: Miami. #121212concert
Wed, 21:28: Kids at home: "No, seriously, who the fuck are you?" #121212concert

Wed, 21:31: Verne Troyer playing drums for The Who was an amazing choice. #121212concert
Wed, 21:32: The 7 Kanye fans at MSG are wondering why Roger Waters is in so many bands. #121212concert
Wed, 21:35: Kids at home: "No, seriously, who the fuck are you? Never heard of Roger Waters until tonight. Old people love weird music." #121212concert
Wed, 21:36: Was there a tragedy in England? A lot of their musicians somehow washed up on our shore tonight. #121212concert
Wed, 21:39: The part of Roger Daltrey will be played tonight by the ghost of Bea Arthur. #121212concert
Wed, 21:41: Kids at home: "Roger Waters is singing about something called pinball now. GAWWWWWD. I just wanna see Kanye!" #121212concert
Wed, 21:42: Remember how I accused Eric Clapton of being someone's grandma earlier? I take it back. Roger Daltrey is someone's grandma. #121212concert
Wed, 21:44: Roger Daltrey is rocking that Thelma Harper wig like whoa. #121212concert #supernichejoke #oldpeoplewillloveit
Wed, 21:47: Oh god, Vicki Lawrence is slowly stripping to Teenage Wasteland. Worst episode of Downton Abbey ever. #121212concert #onPBS
Wed, 21:50: *takes off his sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!!! #121212concert

Wed, 21:52: Roger Daltrey just scarred NYC more by flashing his nipple than all of the damage done by Hurricane Sandy. #121212concert
Wed, 21:55: For the love of God @BonJovi, give Roger Daltrey your turtleneck already! #121212concert
Wed, 21:56: Looking at Roger's chest, all I can think is "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" MT @Khanwrath #121212concert
Wed, 21:58: Pete Townshend seems mortified that he has to be on stage with that naked elderly man. #121212concert
Wed, 22:03: Swinging Dead Things with BriBri Williams! Next fall on NBC! #121212concert
Wed, 22:08: Dear @KanyeWest: Don't try to top Roger's nipple by flashing your junk. PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T DO IT. #121212concert
Wed, 22:12: Can Sir Paul and Wu Tang join forces tonight? That'd be the best. #121212concert
Wed, 22:13: Kanye clearly wanted to scare the old white people as much as possible with that entrance. #121212concert
Wed, 22:14: Twelves of people in that crowd aren't contemplating a trip to the bathroom during Kanye's set. #121212concert
Wed, 22:17: Yo, I'ma let you finish Kanye but Marilyn Manson wore that leather school girl skirt better back in like 1998. #121212concert

Wed, 22:18: Sean John is going to be carrying those leather kilts in about 20 minutes. #121212concert
Wed, 22:20: Why didn't Jimmy Fallon bring The Roots with him? I'd trade Kanye, Chris Martin, and Roger Waters for 20 min of Questlove. #121212concert
Wed, 22:26: That skirt is extra fly. ZING! #121212concert
Wed, 22:32: Take a toast for the douchebags for Sandy victims. Wait, what? #121212concert
Wed, 22:35: The worst part of Kanye's set? The Who, Clapton, The Stones, Sir Paul and Roger Waters are hanging out backstage off camera. #121212concert
Wed, 22:41: More like "Stunk Uncle", amiright? This joke will get fewer crickets than Drunk Uncle. #121212concert
Wed, 22:42: Jake Gyllenhaal will be playing every evil 80's villain ever tonight. #121212concert
Wed, 22:45: Chris Christie plays piano pretty well. #121212concert
Wed, 22:47: Billy Joel is single handedly keeping every pizza joint in Long Island alive. Not as part of Sandy relief, just his new diet. #121212concert
Wed, 22:47: RT @patmuldowney: Jake Gyllenhaal was clean shaven when Kanye took the stage.

Wed, 22:51: Billy Joel looks like he should be playing the role of "Steroids Pushing High School Coach" on an after school special. #121212concert
Wed, 22:53: If Alicia Keys comes out during New York State Of Mind, I might shoot my teevee. #121212concert
Wed, 22:54: RT @LOLGOP: A really nice touch for tonight's Beatles/Nirvana union would be if Courtney Love and Yoko Ono broke it up. #121212Concert
Wed, 22:55: RT @rolandscahill: Billy Joel kind of looks like that scene in Empire Strikes Back when they are putting the helmet back on Darth Vader
Wed, 22:57: You can almost read the Twitter banner above the stage off of Billy's head. #121212concert #showmytweetMSG
Wed, 23:05: Alright, fine, I guess I'm maybe rocking out a little bit to Billy Joel right now. DON'T LOOK AT ME! SIGH. #121212concert
Wed, 23:08: RT @curlycomedy: Billy Joel on piano. Roger Podacter on tambourine. #121212Concert http://t.co/ZOXCNx2A
Wed, 23:11: Drunk Uncle plays piano pretty well. #121212concert
Wed, 23:17: Is that Ricky Martin's dorky little brother playing guitar? #121212concert #ChrisMartinIsADork
Wed, 23:19: How can I hate on Chris Martin if he rolls out Michael Stipe? DAMN YOU! FOILED AGAIN! #121212concert

Wed, 23:21: Seriously, Michael Stipe and Chris Martin is a thing that's happening right now. Will Eddie Vedder come out next? Grohl? #121212concert
Wed, 23:29: Katie Holmes hasn't slept since Hurricane Katrina. #121212concert
Wed, 23:32: Live tweeting of #121212concert seems to be petering out in my feed. SAVE YOUR ENERGY PEOPLE! Sir Paul-vana is coming soon!
Wed, 23:34: Leo Dicaprio is clearly too good for the L train to come to your Roger Waters Benefit. #121212concert
Wed, 23:36: None of the people on stage with Sir Paul look like Dave Grohl. LET'S BURN MSG TO THE GROUND!!! #121212concert
Wed, 23:40: Yeah, I'm sure the people hanging out at MSG were really going to miss out on seeing the only living Beatle that matters. #121212concert
Wed, 23:42: I didn't realize there was a "winner" to #121212concert but I think it might be Sir Paul. Sorry Billy Joel and Eric Clapton.
Wed, 23:45: Just wait until Rush hits the stage and plays 2112. That'll make Sir Paul look like Alicia Keys. #121212concert
Wed, 23:50: RT @JohnFugelsang: "Fuck you we're playing Wings." - Paul McCartney, heroically, to Twitter.
Wed, 23:52: As much as I want to hear the unholy Sir-Vana, I'd rather see all of the Brits perform together right about now. #121212concert

Wed, 23:53: Mick, Paul & The Rogers, featuring Eddie Vedder for 47 seconds. #121212concert #dreamband
Wed, 23:58: SIR-VANA! SMELLS LIKE OLD MEN! #121212concert
Wed, 23:59: I'm hoping Sir-Vana will play Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Eleanor Rigby. #121212concert
Thu, 00:01: ...can Sir Paul join Queens Of The Stone Age and have Jack White produce their album? Asking for all of the int0rn3tz. #121212concert
Thu, 00:02: Is Krist Novaselic playing The Joker in the next Batman movie? #121212concert
Thu, 00:05: RT @CarlaRhodes: Dave Grohl couldn't raise his pants tonight, but he's raising money for Sandy! #davegrohlbuttcrackreport #didanyoneelse ...
Thu, 00:10: RT @DANZlG: Maybe that reunion was hyped up a bit much.
Thu, 00:12: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: You may want to go to bed before Paul McCartney and Pearl Jam sing "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime."
Thu, 00:14: No. Nooooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT EMPIRE STATE OF MIND!!! NOOOOOO!!! #121212concert
Thu, 00:15: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! #121212concert

Thu, 00:16: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US, SIR PAUL?!?! WE LOVED YOU SOOOOO HARD!!! #121212concert
Thu, 00:17: RT @BadAssKid: Sir paul you son of a bitch you fucked us!
Thu, 00:17: Those old white people know EVERY. GOD. DAMN. WORD. #121212concert
Thu, 00:19: RT @fuck_new_jersey: There's nothing you can't do, in New York. Cept drink big sodas. (Not over it yet)
Thu, 00:20: ...wait, chanting USA? Most of tonight's performers were British. I'm so confused. #121212concert
Thu, 00:22: So we only got to see Dave Grohl long enough to see his ass-crack? He and Eddie Vedder were so well used tonight. #121212concert
Thu, 00:30: #121212concert ended just in time for WLNY viewers to see the last 5 minutes of a Frasier episode they'll never be able to unsee.
Thu, 00:35: RT @BDolanSFR: Nah it's a good thing though. I'm glad money was raised for an important cause and Dave Grohl was kept behind a drumset ...
Thu, 00:48: RT @willhines: Oh great. Just heard McCartney is touring with Sublime.

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