- Tue, 12:34: Spending an hour in line at the post office is an awesome use of my day. Harumph.
- Tue, 12:37: To the small child making fart noises in line at the post office: you are a comedy genius.
- Tue, 13:56: Scientists study how animals become zombies. Soon they'll be able to make us all zombies! http://t.co/372AaCsM
- Tue, 19:22: Crowdsourcing time: Alien + Aliens or episodes of The X-Files?
- Wed, 10:58: Sir Paul filling in for Kurt Cobain? The Mayans were right, this is the end. I hope they play Rape Me. http://t.co/X7lJ515r
- Wed, 11:11: I'm going to celebrate 12:12:12 on 12/12/12 by taking a poop. Who's with me?!
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.