- Tue, 12:34: Spending an hour in line at the post office is an awesome use of my day. Harumph.
- Tue, 12:37: To the small child making fart noises in line at the post office: you are a comedy genius.
- Tue, 13:56: Scientists study how animals become zombies. Soon they'll be able to make us all zombies! http://t.co/372AaCsM
- Tue, 19:22: Crowdsourcing time: Alien + Aliens or episodes of The X-Files?
- Wed, 10:58: Sir Paul filling in for Kurt Cobain? The Mayans were right, this is the end. I hope they play Rape Me. http://t.co/X7lJ515r
- Wed, 11:11: I'm going to celebrate 12:12:12 on 12/12/12 by taking a poop. Who's with me?!
Wed, 12:07: RT @ MusicalHell: This seems like a good time to reiterate the "guilty people shouldn't be shot either" thing. Wed, 12:12: RT…
Tue, 14:30: RT @ KatieGoldin: Never forget that during the pandemic, people were like, “Essential workers are heroes 🥰” and when the heroes…
Tue, 03:33: RT @ BettyBowers: If the favorite thing you own is something only used to kill people, you aren’t really pro-life.…