- Fri, 12:52: For a guy that doesn't do drugs, I listen to Pink Floyd a lot.
- Fri, 13:19: RT @bowie_ebooks: jesus didn't own a dog and neither did bowie, I think I've said enough
- Fri, 19:03: Despite the fact that society has accepted it for years, some people still insist on lying about their infatuation with big butts.
- Sat, 00:48: RT @CSPesky: Bill O'Reilly is gross. And a terrible writer. http://t.co/DA9xyIc2
- Sat, 08:54: Last night I dreamt an old friend attempted to murder me but merely succeeded in taking my new shoes.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…