- Sun, 12:56: It seems like the sort of day where I should get out of the house. What's going on outside kids?
- Sun, 15:01: I get my political advice from parking meters, don't you? http://t.co/tCihBFMu
- Sun, 15:33: Got offered a job that pays less than unemployment. Uhhhhhh, no thanks?
- Sun, 16:58: Someone drove past as I was coming home with Kansas plates. The telltale "JO" in the corner still made me raise a fist. Oh NYC.
- Mon, 11:37: RT @TheScienceGuy: Earth, you, me, & Mars all have gravity. But today, it looks like we all have carbon compounds as well: @explorep ...
- Mon, 12:00: How the zombies will reach us. http://t.co/8UQgeneO
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.