- Thu, 13:22: Two people, one spot, one knife! "@nadineclay14: hi are there any spots @CapriGalz32 @djmrcurmudgeon left for the income club?"
- Thu, 13:23: Asiago cheese bagel & hot chocolate is my jam.
- Thu, 13:32: Please teach your kids that Jesus was brown skinned. I'm tired of inaccurate brown haired hippie white Jesus.
- Thu, 13:43: The basket of "sexy" underwear outside the thrift store isn't as alluring as you might think.
- Thu, 13:44: RT @MaraWritesStuff: Joe Biden is trending? IS IT ABOUT HIS RAP CAREER??!
- Thu, 19:14: Signs I am both old and a giant nerd: I laughed at the following comic a lot. http://t.co/roHb7d4D
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…