- Tue, 12:32: This week's episode of @SharonSpellShow features the wonderful @FrankConniff. Burning MST3K questions were abandoned. http://t.co/J7rSUjlS
- Tue, 12:49: CRISIS AVERTED! It's just raining. This tweet brought to you by a glance outside. YOU'RE WELCOME.
- Tue, 15:27: RT @KagroX: Giant tax cuts for ultra rich probably have a much greater chance of finding their way into campaign coffers than a widely d ...
- Tue, 15:52: Upon winning the $500 million dollar Powerball, I will buy the nachos. All of them.
- Tue, 16:50: @fuck_new_jersey This Friday, 7:30. Excuses for non-attendance = dead to me. ;) http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Tue, 17:00: Can someone explain to me why we care what Grover Norquist bloviates about? If we ignore the troll, will he go away?
- Tue, 17:19: WTF @Treyarch? Your servers keep dropping my connection so you give me probation? I would love to finish a game completely!
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…