Sean (darksoul) wrote,
Sean
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My tweets

  • Mon, 13:33: On my new cover letter to employers: "My Klout score is 58 and I only have 244 Twitter followers. BOOM! *drops mic*" Hire me now, kids.
  • Mon, 13:35: I heard @ChrisBrown boils puppies alive because it makes their meat more tender and delicious before he beats a woman.
  • Mon, 14:25: Hot chocolate while I come up with acronyms for FARTS. http://t.co/ZiBPY9ib
  • Mon, 17:04: Remember that time that @ChrisBrown & #TeamBreezy made women everywhere feel good about the world? Me neither.
  • Tue, 11:14: It's snowing outside people. WE ARE DOOMED!
  • Tue, 11:16: If I don't survive the snow, someone please continue peeing on @colinpdempsey's front steps for me. Thanks.
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