- Sun, 13:42: Why are street people calling me Clark Kent this week? I only lifted that burning car off of that lady for her phone number.
- Sun, 16:44: Dear Fox News - how many stupid fake wars do you have us fighting now? http://t.co/ScYKPi72
- Sun, 17:49: Are the members of #TeamBreezy more offensive than CoD players? I know they smell like butt toots but...
- Mon, 11:08: It's Cyber Monday ladies! Get ready for your creepy male friends to IM you with lewd remarks & requests to see "ur bewbs" unironically.