- Sat, 12:09: I'm wearing a coat. A COAT, PEOPLE! It's too early in the season for this. #globalwarming #polarbear
- Sat, 12:36: I am 99% sure I just passed Billy Connolly at Union Square. Weeeeeird.
- Sat, 13:50: A shot up Irving Plaza. http://t.co/D2LIQR1m
- Sat, 18:14: Things I shouldn't buy from C-Box Live. #alexkidd #segamastersystem http://t.co/oIiaLert
- Sat, 19:59: Kids, do not miss The Big Shrink on Friday featuring @FrankConniff, @ThePatOShea, @CarlaRhodes & @KevinAvery http://t.co/SSHrB0bN
- Sat, 20:37: Spoiler alert! In the final episodes of Breaking Bad, Marie will STILL BE WEARING PURPLE! You've been warned.
- Sun, 09:26: RT @jrizzo: Our household is now calling Words With Friends "WWF Extreme Smackdown", and so a hashtag is born. #wwfextremesmackdown
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…