- Thu, 17:05: OMG STEAKSTEAKSTEAK. That is all. Enjoy your turkey, suckers.
- Fri, 00:11: Fringe season 4, Alien, Aliens and The American will be delivered to me next week. Lazy Black Friday shopping online is where it's at.
- Fri, 09:51: I'm still excited about the steak I had last night. Sorry in advance to people that are going to have to hear about it for days.
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