My tweets

Tue, 17:00: Ugh, I hate when I use a dryer that doesn't work. Hate infinitely more when it happens twice. So much for my evening.
Tue, 20:20: Hearing the theme to The X-Files loudly drifting into an otherwise silent street is goddamn creepy. Thanks Astoria.
Wed, 00:45: Speed Racer spent his whole life wanting to be a pianist but who would take him seriously with that name?
Wed, 10:07: When I express actual interest in a lady, I feel like this is how it comes across: http://t.co/2gafJvA2
Wed, 10:08: RT @YourMomBot: @djmrcurmudgeon Your mom is how it comes across: http://t.co/OoXc7D0t

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