- Tue, 17:00: Ugh, I hate when I use a dryer that doesn't work. Hate infinitely more when it happens twice. So much for my evening.
- Tue, 20:20: Hearing the theme to The X-Files loudly drifting into an otherwise silent street is goddamn creepy. Thanks Astoria.
- Wed, 00:45: Speed Racer spent his whole life wanting to be a pianist but who would take him seriously with that name?
- Wed, 10:07: When I express actual interest in a lady, I feel like this is how it comes across: http://t.co/2gafJvA2
- Wed, 10:08: RT @YourMomBot: @djmrcurmudgeon Your mom is how it comes across: http://t.co/OoXc7D0t
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…